Walk into any gentlemen’s club and you can find some guys just salivating over the beautiful women throughout the club. Doesn’t it happen to look like a pet that is anticipating its owner giving him a cookie or treat of some sort? Next time you see that guy with his tongue out gawking at a dancer just tap him, grab his drink as say “Man, you might as well leave now because you look like a complete savage. Play it cool man jeez”.

These guys are the “Tongue Wavers”. Symptoms are increased staring, tongue escapes mouth, hunching over and lose of hearing. They belong to a club that is growing more and more everyday and it hurts the rest of us cool guys.

This is the official Pumpsmag Public Service Announcement and it’s at a code orange right now. Let’s bring it down to a code yellow and keep it out the red zone by taking our time to address it when seen.