So you’ve been thinking about becoming an entertainer? Enough people have told you about your great body, sex appeal and great moves? No more little miss nervous who only dances for a “special” friend during those freaky times where children know nothing about? Well here is what you need to check before you get told “you’re just not what we are looking for right now”.

Take a look at these three criteria’s and then decide whether you can handle it:

1) Tough skin- Can you smile in the face of disrespectful drunk guys in order to get them to cough up those bucks?
2) Strategy- When asking a guy for a dance you don’t just ask, you must have strategy according to what you perceive to be a nice opening
3) Competitive- Just like school girls in high school there are a lot of rumors, envy and talk plain old bad mouthing.

If you’re grinning at the screen while thinking “that sounds easy” then find your way to your most exclusive strip club and work that pole.