Men love butts. If Sir Mixalot says so, it must be true. This month we have another recipe to highlight your derriere. Go on. Get a gentle man in your club, but keep him in the dark.

Take some Ecstasy to bed.

Ecstasy’s Recipe: Wave Hello with your Butt

Ingredients:

Glo-in-the-dark body paint

A love of being on top

Practice with isolating body parts

A man… or someone with a penis.

Black light (optional)

Ecstasy’s Recipe:

1.) Ecstasy likes burnt wieners, so she recommends setting the mood with a picnic at dusk. However, this recipe can be just as fun at home. Find a flat ground, and set the mood with a blanket and a pillow or two. Keep the body paint hidden within reach.

2.) Let him lay on his back, his head supported by pillows (the pillows will give him a better view, as he will not have to crane his neck to see game). As the sun sets, slowly engage in your normal seduction techniques.

3.) Rock the sixty-nine position. Keep the foreplay going until it is completely dark, and he can’t take it anymore. Remember, the chase is always the best part, so don’t let his hot dog anywhere near your bun until he’s paid the vender.

4.) When it’s finally dark, linger on his face while you slyly reach for the body paint. Do this as discreetly as possible. Moan loudly if you have to. You know how to fake it.

5.) Slather one hand with body paint, keeping careful not to arouse any suspicion. Then climb over his head and towards his penis.

6.) You will then enact the highly-recommended reverse cow-girl position, but before penetration, slap one butt cheek as hard as possible. You know you love it.

7.) Now, facing his feet, climb on top of him, and straddle him so you’re knees are on the ground. This position is amazing to begin with, because it allows for deeper penetration, better clitoral stimulation, and more control for the cow-girl. Grind away slowly.

8.) At this point, he’s probably noticing that one cheek has a glowing hand print. Lean back into him a little, and grab one of his hands. Massage and caress that hand until it is covered in paint.

9.) Lean forward and pump away, but don’t go to crazy, because the penis will have a tendency to slip out. Obviously, it doesn’t point down when it’s erect, so it’s prone to flipping back.

10. Tell him to spank you. Now you have a hand print on each cheek. Slow your thrusting to a grind again.

11.) Still leaning forward, put your hands on his legs. Still keeping him inside of you, position most of your weight on your hands. Clench your butt cheeks one at a time.* Wave hello.

*Consider practicing isolation moves by your self first. As long as most of your weight is forward, it should be easy to move one buttock at a time