Tell me about your childhood? Do you think the stigmas associated with dancers’ backgrounds are fairly accurate?

Asia: “I think it’s fairly true, but I don’t know. That’s not why I got into it. I got into it because I’ve danced my whole life… a lot of my older friends were strippers, and they encouraged me to do it at a time when I was poor. But yeah, I think it is pretty much true. Most girls have a sob story about being raped, but that’s just not my reasoning…”

Jordan: “Yes, I’m just going to say that I think we were all degraded by men in some respect, and it affected us enough to bring us to this place, where we are constantly seeking approval from men, while simultaneously hoping to exploit them.”

Susan: “I was a tomboy, and then I turned out to be a girly-bitch, look at this! No, I don’t think the stigmas are correct. I mean, I knew girls who were neglected as children, or abused, and they shy away from attention. I got all the attention in the world, but look what I do… It’s bad when people think there’s a reason why girls do this. I just grew towards the girls, and liking the entertainment, really, and the dancing.”

Do you think your stage style reflects your street style?

Asia: “Yes. All the jewelry and makeup I have in here, I wear outside.”

My condolences for the day glo.

Jordan: “My style when I leave here is totally different. I’m not a stripper outside because I have to deal with my real side of me, and my makeup and my weave are my stripper part of me. My real hair and no makeup is the ‘mommy’ side of me. The regular, neighborly-girl side.”

Susan: “No, not at all. I’m a little boy during the day, and then at night I become a big tramp. It’s great.”

When do you want to retire?

Asia: “When I’m wrinkled! And I can’t get up…”

Jordan: “As soon as I find an old rich guy!”

Not sure why old seems to take precedence here…

Susan: “In two years, hopefully. As soon as I’m making the same amount of money as I do here. As soon as I find a good-paying job.”

Do you have any sex tips or tricks?

Asia: “THREESOMES!”

Jordan: “Spitting is for pornstars! Also, normal people don’t lick the tips of others’ tongues.”

Susan: “Guys, when you go down on a girl, make sure you get the area right! If she’s not making a move, then you’re not doing it right. Stick to what you know best: just laying there.”

Ouch!

What is your biggest fantasy?

Asia: “To do it on a private jet.”

Jordan: “To have sex with a whole bunch of money around me. I want to be laying in money. I want to swim in it, and cum all over it.”

Susan: “To fuck a girl on stage, while people are watching me. I would love that.”

If you could change one thing about your current club, what would it be?

Asia: “I would change some of the attitudes of the bartenders and the people who come in here. I think some of them may just be deaf and dumb, because they don’t get that we are working here. Other than that, I love my club. I love the girls here… some of the sweetest girls I’ve ever worked with. I feel comfortable enough here, to do what I do best: work.”

Jordan: “The scenery in this club. The decorations, mostly. I would make it a little bit nicer, classier. Not over the top like Manhattan, but yeah… I’d get rid of that ugly-ass rug. Ew.”

Susan: “I’d open up the second floor. I want a pole extending from the ceiling so you could drop down to the first floor via a pole.”

How important do you think the details are in this business? I.e.: nails, makeup, hair, and outfits.

Asia: “Extremely, extremely important. At my old club, they would never let you get away with slacking. You’d get fined if you didn’t change your outfit once every four hours or some shit. If you walked in with a chipped nail, you could get slapped with a fine… One of my managers had to like your hair. If he didn’t like it, you had to change it.”

Jordan: “Some clubs are really particular about jewelry. You have to wear some sort of bling, while I’ve also worked at clubs that discourage glitter. They didn’t want their clientele to go home covered in glitter, or smelling like perfume, because they might now be allowed back.”

Susan: “Very important. I’m not saying you have to get your hair done every few days, but if we’re supposed to be living up to the whole fantasy aspect… you don’t want to look generic, or gross and dirty.”

Has a customer ever taken you shopping? What did you buy and where did you go?

Asia: “Oh my god, let me tell you: I had a customer take me shopping once, and he ran out on me! Right before I could check out…”

Jordan: “A customer that I met, took me shopping because he wanted to take me to a club… took me to the M.A.C. booth to get my makeup done, got me an outfit; he bought me some Bebe shoes. I got the works! We went out to a club… I told him my boyfriend was my brother. I told him my brother wanted to come too. He told me, “tell him to come…” He paid for my brother to get in. My so-called brother doesn’t drink vodka, so he bought him a bottle of Henney! And then I leave with my brother. (laughs hysterically) And he was like, “hey, I thought you were going back to my place?” I said, “no, well, you know my brother; he’s strict. He wants to make sure I get home safe.”(Begins laughing again)

Susan: “Hell yeah! He took me to vegas, and I went and I spent $5000 on bullshit toys: little toy robots! I want to go back. He owes me too…”

Really? I’m thinking you may owe him.