A job is a job and the idea of work doesn’t change when you talk about security at a strip club. They watch everything from the patrons, ladies, bartenders and money. Of course they can be a pain depending on who you are and what you are looking to do while at the club but do you blame them?

Any regular at a club could vouch for seeing guys dragged out, spoken to and warned for antics that might take place. The best bet is to follow the rules of the game until you learn to be a top player. Top players aren’t made overnight. It takes years of work but our anonymous connoisseur Mr. Etiquette has all the info on how to become one. You won’t see a bouncer warning him or even speaking to him unless it’s to ask” How are you feeling tonight Sir?”. It’s an art and when dealing with security there are little things that you should and shouldn’t say. Security isn’t there to be your friend so you have to find a way to make them your best buddy while at the club or else you’re going to have a tough time.

It’s a learning process but hopefully you receive a lot of the rewards that come with it instead of the set backs. Evading security isn’t an easy job but somebody has to do it.