“I Would Have Made A Better Referee Than Joe Cortez!” proclaims 21 year-old “Elise,” who dances at the world famous Rick’s Cabaret New York.

She says that referee Joe Cortez made a big mistake after the head butt incident and it allowed Floyd Mayweather to KO Victor Ortiz.

“Cortez mishandled the situation,” the statuesque blonde beauty said. “He was distracted and let them approach each other after the break without clearly telling them the fight was back on.”

“I would have put my body between them,” explains Elise, who says she gets a lot of her sports knowledge from getting to know many of the pro athletes who frequent Rick’s Cabaret and who have become “regular customers” of hers.

“I respect Mayweather, but Ortiz should get a rematch–and with a different ref. I am volunteering my services. I look good in the ref outfit, don’t you think?”

“I’m sorry to blame the ref–they tell me he’s in the Hall of Fame,” she said. “But I don’t know what that has to do with anything.” Confusing her sports a bit, she added, “My grandfather told me that he doesn’t recognize the Hall of Fame until Pete Rose and Ray Guy get inducted.”