Thank God for anonymity. I have a story on a site like this could handle. For starters, I have a lot of friends in low places. One of which happens to be counterfeiting $100 dollar bills.I make decent money and don’t need funny money but who couldn’t use a few extra C-notes in between the real ones right? So I have family in Rhode Island and a cousin of mine was getting married and we were all going out for his bachelor party. I had to hit up my boy of course! My family lived in a small town where the local titty bar had low-class hoes and watered down drinks. The perfect atmosphere to make out like a baller with my funny money.

I took about $2,000 in fake money (only paid $500 for it!) and we hit the town. I dropped a few real and phony C-notes at the bar we started the night out at and then it was off to the titty bar. I can’t say the name otherwise they’ll probably put a warrant out for my arrest.

I was not playing around though. The second we walked in the door, I bought 5 bottles of champagne and four different bottles of liquor. I’m pretty sure no one has ever spent money in that place like that before so the last thing they were thinking about was checking the validity of my dollar bills. After all, I had some real ones mixed in there so they never knew the difference.

I hit off all the security to watch out for our whole crew and found the sexiest stripper there and paid for 2 hours worth of dancing and music and whatever else she wanted to hit off the bachelor with in their lock-door VIP room. Long story short, my cousin the bachelor is a contractor and now does all my construction needs and remodeling jobs for free. He had the time of his life as did the rest of us and the poor club had to deal with the repercussions. But hey, life’s short.