TESTIMONY OF: 35 year old Club Owner

LOCATION: Solid Gold – Miami, FL

I went on vacation to Miami and on my last night there we wanted to go a strip club. The best one around was a place a little off Miami called Solid Gold. The whole night consisted of Patron and Grey Goose so by 12 a.m. I pretty much was out of my mind. Like around 2 a.m. my two other friends got caught up chasing pussy and I was left all alone with 3 strippers. An hour and a serious hard-on later, when my great friends decide to come back, they walked into a near brawl between my drunken self and the bouncers from the club. I accumulated over a $10,000.00 tab that the girls said I rang up with them. These bitches were adding bottle after bottle and racking up over 3 hours worth of lap dances ($100 a pop for every 20 minutes) onto my table as I had titties and pussy in my face to distract me. I tried to explain to them that their fucking strippers took advantage of an overly drunk customer and rather then getting a manager they were milking my pockets. It seemed like no one was listening to me so it got the point that I pretended I had a gun to back off all the security…once again I was very drunk and was not thinking of what I was doing (which I often tend to do when I’m wasted). So I as put my hand under my shirt to grab the gun I didn’t have, the head bouncer (with a limp and a face like he had been through some serious shit) reaches behind his back and says “If you pull out, so will I”. Me pretending to have a gun may not have been the best idea I came up with but I was drunk and there was no way I was going to pay 10 grand whether I had the money or not. Then my wonderful friends came into the picture. They reassured them that I was a drunken fool and that I had no gun and were able to talk the owner into dropping the tab of the girls but we had to pay for the liquor, which wasn’t a problem. What my friends told me was on my way out was that I had my hand under my shirt backing out step by step, scanning the whole place for someone to take me out while still pretending I had a gun…my friend’s later told me they and everyone in the club all knew I didn’t have shit.