Customer Testimonials: Gotcha Bitch!

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TESTIMONY OF: 22 year old Hotel Owner

LOCATION: Scarletts – New York, NY

One afternoon I decide to go out and get some drinks and look at some girls, so me and two of my friends went to Scarlets. Nobody caught my eye but this one blonde haired girl with a set of the best pair of fake tits I have ever seen. So naturally she comes to me and sits on my lap. She flicks her amazing smelling hair in my face and places one of those tits on my shoulder…that’s all it took. Then she says like clock work “would you like a lap dance?” After she said that it seemed like a thousand dollars instantly was missing from my pockets, but I didn’t care. After my hour long lap dance I couldn’t help but want more so I asked for another. Unfortunately she said that her shift was about to be over and she was leaving so I decided to offer some more money for her company. We agreed on two thousand dollars to hang out for the rest of the evening and hopefully until the morning. The night was going good but it seemed the more drinks she had the more she became a real asshole. She would take a shot, slam the glass on the table, tell people we’re getting married, a titty would pop out every now and then at the restaurant we were in, and she even threw up at the last club we were at while cursing me out for her father abusing her as a child.

The turning point of the night was during our drive to an after hours, (by this time we were both pretty drunk and she was still being a bitch). Then she leans over while we were driving and said “I hope you know we’re not fucking, I just wanted a ride in a Bentley! I don’t fuck for less than $5,000”. So I told her to go fuck herself. When she heard this then started hitting me on my head while I was driving, trying to grab the wheel and cover my eyes! I immediately pulled over and told her to get the fuck out and her jaw dropped as cars a whizzing by on the West Side Highway. Cursing me out and shuffling her shit as she got out of the car all her money (which included the $3,000 I gave her with her night’s pay all in the same envelope) fell out of her purse between the seat and gear shift. I saw it and as soon as she got her second foot out the car, I threw the car in Drive and sped off allowing the motion of the car to close the door. When I counted all the money I came off with an extra two grand! That was one experience I will never forget.

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