I fly to Chicago a lot for business and I LOVE going to this one particular strip club. I always see this sexy dancer every time I pass through but never get to snag her for a lap dance. I’m not cheap and would spend as much money as I need to in order to get her alone. I actually think of her when I get lap dances from the other dancers!

So a couple months back I ended up there for a Tuesday brunch with some business associates and I was able to snag her! We sweet talked for a few minutes but I was like a horny kid about to lose his virginity and I wasted no time to get in her VIP. She happily obliged and told me the price per couple of songs and I responded by “I’ll pay for a whole album”.

Once we were in the VIP I was in for the biggest shock of my life. Things started out great as she rubbed her big beautiful breasts across my face and chest followed by her sweet smelling blonde locks as she went further and further down. Honestly, my dick was ROCK solid. She knew what she was doing and she knew I was turned on. Then she turns around and bends completely over in front of me and I thought I caught a whiff of something odd. Brushing it off, she then grabbed my ankles and donkey kicked her legs up above my head and set them on my shoulders putting her crotch smack in front of my face. The smell emitting from her crotch area was so intense and disgusting I actually coughed on her vagina!

Startled by the sudden burst of air from my mouth on her vagina, her legs buckled and she dropped on the floor. I covered my mouth and almost threw up in the VIP. She was asking if something was wrong but I just threw what money I had in my pocket on the floor and bee-lined straight for the door. My colleagues later asked me why I ran out and embarrassed at the fact, I blamed it on my boss calling me and needing to take the call.