So you and a few buddies think it’s cool to go to a strip club and get “shit-faced”, “tore up”, “trashed”, “wasted” and all the words you can possibly use to explain your drunken state. Here’s the problem, you’re stuck in a lose, lose situation because most likely you won’t get much girls and the girls that you do get will get you for every dollar you have, that American Express corporate card, and the extra emergency cash in your back pocket.

At 4am you find yourself not able to leave the club, stuck in your seat like a sweaty fat man in a Jennifer Convertibles leather coach. The bouncers then have to peel you off the couch and “escort” you out the club in whatever fashion is necessary, depending on how belligerent you are.

Oh you laugh huh? This can be you and if you don’t learn to take it easy it will be you. The objective of the mission is to get the hottest stripper in the club, not to be that guy with his face plastered on the sidewalk due to rookie mistakes. Live, Learn and Enjoy the experience we call the Gentlemen’s Club…oh yea, and drive safely.