It has been confirmed that SCORES, the reputable strip club empire who’s fame comes from attracting the best sports stars all over the world, has offered Tiger Woods $1 million dollars to endorse their brand and the right to deem an exclusive VIP room aptly titled “The Tiger Room”.

Apparently SCORES: New York has claimed that they would like Tiger woods to be their Human Resource Director included in the endorsement contract and have made their announcement public via an open letter:

“Dear Mr. Tiger Woods,

As the nation watches your endorsement deals collapse in the wake of your adultery scandal and doors have been closing on many sponsorships and opportunities, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity where we open the doors back up to endorsements.”

The letter goes on to offer a bright spot in the midst of Tiger’s losses: “As we took note that you have recently lost endorsements and advertising spots for products such as Gillette and Gatorade, we thought you might be interested in a new endorsement deal with our establishment.

As we recently re-opened under new ownership and management, SCORES would be honored to have you endorse our club and be employed by us as our Human Resources Director, for which, we will offer you a fee of $1 million. We would also like your help in the design of a new room, to be dedicated as the “Tiger Woods Room.” We believe that you have the knowledge and expertise to succeed in this role, should you accept this offer.

We look forward to your response.”

And so does PUMPSmag.com! He may take a while since reports state he just set sail with some buddies to get away from all the drama. Hmm…wonder what’s going down on that boat??!!