Ever been in a crowded room or home for the holidays with your partner and needed to get a quick fix? Well I’m sure you have and because of this we put together a few tips to keep the bed-rocking volume on low.

1. Stay away from the bedrooms. That is the first place somebody will look when a “couple’ is missing from the scene. Put a little adventure in your life and try some place new, maybe the garage or the roof but caution please be aware of your surroundings if you do this it could be hazardous.

2. Women and some men get the loud moaning and groaning out your head. This is supposed to be to the point and in a timely fashion. So leave the love making at home and get right to the sex.

3. Now if you mess up and everyone know what is going down, turn a TV on or the radio. Even so everyone knows what the deal is at least you are making an effort.