Tiger, Tiger, Tiger. There’s a reason God invented cabarets and its specifically for this reason. There’s a “G Code” aka “Gangster Code” aptly named so because gangsters, mobsters, or the bad boys (whatever you want to call ‘em) have always followed. The rules are simple.

- You only have ONE wife…which means you are ONLY involved in ONE RELATIONSHIP (cardinal rule #1 broken by Tiger)

- NEVER save phone numbers, texts, or SAY YOUR NAME ON A VOICEMAIL!! (that was just plain dumb)

- Keep the “side girl(s)” to a minimum and never chase (i.e. call or text), let the situation happen. If it doesn’t naturally happen it isn’t meant to be.   NEVER FORCE ANYTHING.

- Deny, deny, deny (which is impossible to do when you’ve broken all the rules above)

A real wife knows when her man’s attention is elsewhere and that’s why Elin Woods took a 9-Iron to Tiger’s Escalade. He got too hungry, spread himself too thin, and she caught on as any wife who really cares about her man would. Married men have deemed cabaret’s as their sanctuary and rightfully so because you get what you need (maybe a little extra in the VIP depending on what kind of spot your at!) and you GET OUT AND GO HOME!

But don’t blame Tiger folks, he had no swagger to begin with. Clearly he was a square with no game and thought because he had a bankroll mathematicians couldn’t count, he could throw his “club” around anywhere and it was going to be all good. Reality check Tiger…it doesn’t work like that.

Now child protection services are paying him visits and the whole situation is just a holy hot mess. Pay attention to Mr. Etiquette, Tiger. He’ll carry you from here on out.