Although many have suggested that Tiger Woods should have done his dirt with strippers who don’t “kiss and tell” I would like to take a moment to explore that piece of advice. In case we have forgotten, allow me to refresh your memory on a one-night stand gone public thanks to a woman that goes by the name of “Delilah” during her hours of operation at the Tattletales Lounge. It didn’t take long for Nicole Forrester to come forward and brag about Josh Duhamel, Transformers star and hubby of Black-Eyed Peas Fergie, being “the best lover” she ever had after a long night of X-rated fun at his St. Regis hotel room. Might I ask, what happened here? In doing this, Forrester has contradicted what her industry takes pride in symbolizing, a good time with no strings attached. If you knew what the man was after, why would you be so public about it and at the same time make your fellow dancers look bad? Lucky for Josh, several recent sightings of the “happy couple” imply that Fergie has moved past his inability to follow the no touching policy. Unfortunately, that will most likely not be the outcome for Woods. Lesson here: Men beware, stripper or not, some women just can’t keep your dirty little secrets.