“The Situation” Learned Nothing As A Male Dancer, Just Watch “Dancing With The Stars”

How low can the Jersey Shore kids go? First we learn that 90 percent of the cast isn’t even from New Jersey and then we find out about another sticky “Situation”. It’s known that Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino, who was said to have been a male dancer and acquired plenty of moves along the way actually has no moves whatsoever. Just check out ABC’s highly anticipated program “Dancing With The Stars”.
Lets be honest, Kurt Warner, who is twice the age of “The Situation”(actually 3 times as old due to wear and tear on his body from professional football) has more moves. Is everything that has to do with these Jersey kids a facade? We think so. Where are the moves that the ladies have been gushing over? No way he was making tips dancing for ladies this way.
Now when we think the name “The Situation” all I can think of is “what a sticky Situation Mike got himself into”. If you can stomach the embarrassment this guy is putting himself through check out “Dancing With The Stars” on ABC at 8p every Mondays.



































