On the heels of Lebron James becoming the most highly sought after free agent in professional basketball and perhaps sports we wanted to touch on these different venues that seem to have caught our eyes when it comes to clear heels and g-strings. Ever since Scores-NY offered a lifetime of free lap-dances to King James if he signs with the NY Knicks we had to take a look at the 4 ball clubs and what they have to offer:

Miami- What more can we say? Nice weather, beautiful women,  and clubs with such a diversified selection of entertainers you can’t go wrong. Pat Riley is known to be smooth, Dwade is recently divorced and King James coming in to enjoy the time is a match made in heaven.

Select Clubs:
King Of Diamonds
Tootsies
Gold Rush

New York: Bright lights, big city and the Mecca of the world, NY has some pretty tempting clubs as well as a non stop night scene. ‘Bron ‘bron, as Knick fans so sincerely nicknamed him will only be playing a few blocks away from Ricks Cabaret NYC. Ricks isn’t the only club in the area, he’ll have an assortment of options. Hey, Scores already made an offer Lebron can’t refuse:

Select Clubs
Scores NY
Sapphire NY
Ricks Cabaret NYC

Chicago: Lebron will be in Jordans shadow? No way! The guy is his own man and can bring a cool breeze to Chicago that would be greatly appreciated by everyone. Joakim Noah, Derek Rose and Lebron James on one team leads to instant excitement. Imagine the specials that The Pink Monkey will have as a BYOB gentlemens club. Windy City will definitely heat up!

Select Clubs:
Pink Monkey
Admiral Club
Atlantis Strip Club

New Jersey: What can we say about New Jersey. The most mysterious of the 4 for many reasons. Minority owner Sean “Jay-Z” Carter definitely knows how to party and so does the single BILLIONAIRE Russian owner Mikhail Prokhorov. Mr. Prokhorov has been known to entertain a bevy of beautifulk women and when this team decides to head to Brooklyn they’ll have A LOT to offer.

Select Clubs

Liquid Assets

Stiletto

What more can we say? Lebron has a hell of a decision but he sure is in a win win situation. We didn’t add Cleveland, not because we don’t believe he’ll remain a Cavalier but it’s so much more fun seeing a guy leave and start a new.