If your goal is to take home an entertainer or talk enough game to get yourself at a point where you have her at your will (hence saving money and not having your bank account drained), then you need to prepare your background story. I highly doubt your authentic life story is worthy of enough drinks and conversation to keep both parties engaged (the entertainer, trying to take your money and you, trying to keep her intrigued enough to want to spend time with you).

What is most important when fabricating your story is to not seem obnoxious. Be modest and humble and make your current life amplified rather than totally off the wall. If you’re a teller at a bank, make pretend you’re an investment banker stopping by after a long day of trading millions globally. If you’re a janitor, throw a suit on and make yourself a wealthy contracting company owner. Nothing so unfeasible that it seems like you could possibly be lying. You’ll lose all leverage in any conversation that way.

There are a few topics to keep within reason when fabricating your story. These include:

Finances:  Do not make yourself seem wealthier than you actually are. Its okay to go a little further than your actual net worth but nothing outside the means that if you actually get her to go home with you, she’ll smell your bullshit a minute after hanging with you. If you drive a mediocre car, then you’re “money” is spent elsewhere, not on your materialistic lifestyle. Regulate your tongue when fabricating.

Relationships: Take a page out of Tiger’s book for this one. If you are not seeking a relationship or something serious, put that out there to begin with. Fabricate your story to seem like you can’t be tied down to begin with. If you are married, SAY IT! Nothing turns a woman off, who isn’t serious about settling down anyways, then a man who starts off a half-ass relationship on lies. You weren’t going to go far with her anyways in terms of longevity so flaunt your marriage, don’t hide it. That’s the best way to get a girl who’s really “down” instead of misleading her and now you’re trying juggle two girls…and one is your wife! An entertainer is like a traveling circus, she’s only going to be in town (meaning with YOU) for a short period of time, don’t fuck it up and enjoy the ride.

Employment:  If you’re a cop, act like you’re FBI or CIA and you can only enjoy Cabarets because of your fast lifestyle. If you’re a garbage man, then be sure to wash before the shower and make yourself the regional director of sanitation. There’s always ways to amplify your job title so do so within reason. Remember, this aspect ties back to your finances so make sure you have balance and consistency in your story!