Mr. Etiquette: The WingWOMAN

We’ve all heard of the “wingman” and who couldn’t use a solid one? One who knows how to help enhance your game, pick up the slack when you’re slipping, and help close any deal at any time…their absolutely clutch. Well if you want a successful night at a strip club, you must enroll a wingWOMAN.
A wingwoman is just what it sounds like. A woman who serves as your sidekick, your better half, and who is in sync with your game and puts you over the edge. But a wingwoman can’t be any woman. She needs to be open-minded, down for anything, able to float on her own, outgoing, bold, and of course have sex appeal. An ideal situation would be to have your wingwoman be a bi-sexual, assertive friend who you may have fooled around with in the past so she’s hip to your game, what your about, and what your intentions are.
This isn’t easy to find my friends. But if you know a woman like this, KEEP HER CLOSE AND KEEP HER HAPPY. Ideally, these kind of women are the ones many would consider “one of the guys” except she’s good looking and not a rough chick you’d go play basketball with…unless she’s still hot. The point of it all is when you’re in the club, talking to a dancer, the dancer thinks she’s your girlfriend or wife but when your wingwoman is showing more interest in the dancer than you, that shifts the whole mindset of the dancer. The dancer now thinks you both could be into her or maybe just your wife and she’ll take both of you to the VIP and let you “see” them go at it. And often times, a dancer does a WHOLE LOT more when she’s working on another woman.
Your wingwoman also helps seal the deal when the dancer wants to take things further. It may turn into a threesome if you and your wingwoman have a tight game. But if she’s too tight, she may squeeze you out and then they go home together and your left with you and your hand…which is very possible.
So next time you think about going to a gentlemen’s club, think about bringing a wingWOMAN with you and see how much farther you, or both of you, get. I guarantee it will blow your mind.



































