The Champagne Room can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Your best friend because you can experience the best time of your life or the worst because you can get a half-ass experience and be broke as well. For this, there a few steps to follow so that you maximize every minute.

1. Make sure your Champagne Room is private with a door. If it isn’t, don’t bother, just get a table dance.

2. The price and time for the Champagne Room is ALWAYS negotiable so be sure you bargain a deal.

3. Grease the security watching the door, he’ll leave you alone.

4. Make sure the door locks and have the entertainer lock it.

5. Keep conversation short and make sure you keep a mental note of the time. NEVER GET CAUGHT UP IN SUPERFICIAL TEASING. An experienced entertainer will exploit your weakness and before you know it, you’ve spent a few hundred dollars for a woman on top of you licking your ear for an hour.

Follow these simple rules and you’ll be sure to get your money’s worth in any Champagne Room. It’s a tough economy out there so there’s no time or money to waste!