Cash is the name of the game. Credit cards in strip clubs are the way to get ripped off. Sorry club owners but the jig is up. Listen to Mr. Etiquette when I tell you I’ve been everywhere you wish you could be and places you probably wish you don’t want to be and the consensus is the same. Money talks and bullsh*t walks and by bullsh*t I mean small change and even credit cards.

Cash means instant bank for dancers, waitresses, bartenders, and owners. Credit cards have to be processed, tips get shorted in the process, and charge backs are a pain for clubs. Cash is the name of the game and if you don’t have enough of it, you might as well not even walk through the door. So here’s how we handle that problem without really balling out like we know we all wish we could.

First it is important to remember that you need a little money to play this game, so if you’re totally broke then don’t even read on. Go to the bank and withdraw $500 in the following fashion: two $100 bills, ten $20, and one-hundred $1 bills.

This will give you a knot of cash similar to the picture above and as you pull it out at the club, and your entertainer, waitress, or bartender sees it, watch how the attention shifts from treating you as “some guy” to “that guy”. You’re welcome.