Some parts of the country are slower than others. Things like fashion can be a little bit….behind the times.  This also goes for locations. Places like strip clubs. High-cut thongs and frosted hair are still very much in style in certain areas yonder the Mason Dixon. That being said, Jezebel loves her Papasan chair, and frankly, I do too. Remember, old is new again. Let your papa give you some “Zaaaa.” (more…)

            You need to hit the gym. It’s tank top-season, and your arms are looking a little… unshapely. You have two options: spend your spare hours at the gym, or work-out naked. Diana hates push-ups, but loves sex: now she’s got a recipe to get cut arms, while cutting the rug.

Diana’s recipe: “Barrel his Wheel” (more…)

It’s like, 90 degrees in my kitchen. I have brick walls and no central air, gas stoves and no A.C. unit. It’s miserable to cook in, but I’m a true believer that if you can’t stand the heat, get out of your clothes. Dawn loves to cook, but I wouldn’t eat off her table. (more…)

Men love butts. If Sir Mixalot says so, it must be true. This month we have another recipe to highlight your derriere. Go on. Get a gentle man in your club, but keep him in the dark.

Take some Ecstasy to bed. (more…)

Bunny’s got a few eggs in her basket…

It’s that time of year again. Spring is in the air, and the juices are flowing like rain. Stop waiting for your flower to bloom, and take control of the situation with stellar stripper techniques from girls who embrace day-glo and bunny ears all year round.

This recipe is for all those men who can’t take a hint. Because classy lovers won’t push your head down. (more…)

Some couches are little more than wood and fabric; that’s fine and dandy for your granny, but it’s 2008, and chances are good you’ve invested in a cushy beast to cradle your bum. There’s more to that couch than meets the butt. (more…)